Saturday, September 12, 2009

Joking Around In Washington

Well, we went to Washington to see our brand new Grand Son. What a great trip we had, saw the rest of Melissa's family, did some fishing and generally had some fun. We also helped Peter and Melissa do a few projects around the house. I'll let them tell you about those. Here are a few pictures.

From DPS

From DPS

From DPS

From DPS

From DPS

And lastly, here's a joke about growing old. Something dear to my heart anymore... LOL.

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.. Don't is all true...


01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
20. Can't find your car at Wal-Marts.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Send this to every one you can remember right now!

And REMEMBER, never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Until next time, I am humbly another OLD guy.